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FRENCH WORD OF THE DAY: Préservatif
Préservatif: A supple, thin cylindrical reservoir made of latex, placed on the shaft before sexual relations for contraceptive or hygienic purposes; ie, a condom. As seen in: « Les femmes qui...
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This just in: dieting’s for suckas!
In what has to be the best news I’ve heard all day, a study published in the journal Nature has concluded that eating less doesn’t make you live longer. The long-term research on the lifespan of...
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Who knew that to consume only Starbucks for two years could make you 85...
Don’t get me wrong, I love cheesesteak, but I could not possibly eat at I Went to Philly every day, three times a day. For one thing, I’d probably gain about 85 pounds. But on the other hand, a law...
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This 155-pound chap eats more breakfast in a half-hour than I do in a week!
Now, doesn’t that just look delicious? Man, I could dive right into this platter and stay there for a week! Alas, only one human being has ever eaten this scrumptious spread in the alotted “one hour...
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Ashtanga yoga: The Satanic Verses of mat-based exercise?
First, they wouldn’t let kids play with balls in school. Then, they wouldn’t let them wear yoga pants. Now, if a couple Californian fundamentalists get their way, kids won’t even be able to do...
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COMMENT OF THE DAY: Soooo, Dick Cheney doesn’t need the Mediterranean diet,...
From: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/26/health/mediterranean-diet-can-cut-heart-disease-study-finds.html A new study has found that a “Mediterranean diet” consisting of fish, olive oil, and, get...
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Soooo, if you accumulate more workout hours than there are in a day, do you...
Scientists at Texas Christian University have come up with a new way to try and scare fat people into hitting Gold’s Gym instead of the Golden Arches. As CTV News reports, “A new study finds that...
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Gruesome Greg tries exercise, pain ensues…
Nobody wants to be the fat guy at the gym in the baggy shorts and the t-shirt that was a perfect fit… five years ago. Me neither. But moving to my new apartment has provided me the impetus to get in...
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Does this recession increase my risk of heart disease?
The Associated Press is reporting that “Years of progress fighting cholesterol might have stalled with the recession, says a huge study from one of the largest health laboratories in the U.S.” Because...
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I’m not really looking to lose weight, just as long as I stop gaining it…
So I burned off 216 calories on the treadmill today, which just about makes up for the ice cream sundae I had this afternoon–although it doesn’t come close to that KFC sub I ate yesterday. I’m trying...
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